Three tees, one flavour palette — and none of them sweet. SALTY comes front and back: a quiet left-chest word on the front, and a full manifesto on the back that asks the only question that matters — who added the salt? TOO MUCH MSG leans into the unapologetic part, the part of you that already knew the consequences and ordered it anyway. SOUR wraps it up with a lemon that looks exactly how you feel — being squeezed, grimacing, and somehow still showing up. Sweetness sold separately, as stated.




Loose fit, black and white, built for rotating into your weekly without thinking about it. The kind of drop where the concept is the personality — you’re not buying a graphic, you’re confirming something about yourself. Pick accordingly.

