BORING ADULT

Embrace the thrill of the mundane with our upcoming BORING ADULT collection. We’re celebrating the unglamorous reality of adulthood—endless grocery runs, keeping receipts, and the comfort of the “same old routine.” Featuring retro typography and relatable graphics, this drop is an ironic ode to the quiet life, turning the ordinary daily grind into a badge of honor. It’s self-aware, understated, and perfect for anyone who honestly prefers an early bedtime over a night out.

Designed for your actual daily life, these tees combine relaxed silhouettes with premium comfort for all-day wearability. Whether you’re ticking off a to-do list or just rotting on the couch, these pieces are made to be the staple uniform for a low-maintenance lifestyle. No drama, just vibes and effortless styling for the modern grown-up. Releasing soon—because being boring has never looked this good.